“For Relaxing Times, Make it Suntory Time.”

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Although I’ve never been a big whiskey drinker (or a big drinker at all, really), I’ve decided that if I’m gonna own a bottle of whiskey –– and I am gonna — then it’ll have to be an $80 dollar bottle of imported whiskey.

Because…why the heck not?

Suntory, which has a few different whiskeys for varying price points ($40 to $6,000 — yup, six grand, kiddies) was made…